tony issues tablets to all the avengers and thor sighing because this technology’s so fucking old he barely remembers how to use it anymore
Maybe I was just tired of babysitting you, or always having to yank your lame-ass out of the fire since forever. Or maybe its the fact that my mother would still be alive if it wasn’t for you. That your very existence sucked the life out of my life.
Jensen’s ‘Jared did something funny' face
Jensen Ackles singing [x]
Is there anything this man can’t do?
no i dont want to be a billionaire to live a lavish lifestyle i want to be a billionaire to be financially secure and have enough money to give people things and support charities and fund kickstarters and leave hundred dollar tips
DATING TIP: Hold the door for your date. Rip the door off its hinges. Use the door as a weapon to fight off other men. Establish dominance.